Monday, September 20, 2010

How to make smoked eggs?

An update on what has happened and what has been taking place on this jelly filled country.

Untskyld (sorry in Danish) for not updating for such a long period of time, but laziness and the rest of the world had gotten better of me. Fortunately now I'm back on tracks and ready to fill you in on most of the amazingly awesome things that have happened.
To make it shorter, here's a list of things I've done during this period:
  • Done jewellery
  • Paintballing
  • Climbing trees and walls and crates, basically everything climable
  • Semi-bungee jumping
  • Swimming
  • Petting soft jellyfish and spend tons of quality time looking for them
  • Partying in Svenborg
  • Finding out that the guy who invented female condoms was from Svendborg
  • Dumpster diving, which I might say is incredibly fruitful activity in DK (I even mean it in a literal way)
  • Meeting with the major of Nord-Fyn
  • Visiting a local high school and a nearby folkehøjskole
  • Different markets on Fyn which seemingly had age limit 'over 70 year old only'
  • Visiting Århus and the biggest art museum there named ARoS Kunstmusem and it was really really good (and expensive)
Making hitch hiking records on Sunday mornings
And last but not least, annoying the hell out of most of the 60 students here, plus some teachers.
So that sums up most of it, smaller details can be retained, by donating money (only for good cause of course)
Plus I got an offer to stay in this wobbly hilly land till December and that's an offer I just can't refuse, especially if we will get a new teacher and most important-free food. If you think I'm being cheap by saying that then you're wrong, it's not easy living with constant state of poverty and without any plan or certain education it's hard to find a job, plus it's way too early for me to sell my soul into chicken training circus. And now I'd like to present you some great pictures from these past months, enjoy:

Maria at her best!
A horsee
Going to the market can effect your shoes

Århus Kunstmuseum called Aros (or something very similar)

I feel like this all the time

 I Århus
A giant 6 meter boy in Århus
This masterful thing is a robo c(m)op cleaning your floors when you're not looking

THis is what happens when combining a girl scout and reggae


Some pretty pink flowers
Chess makes everyone look smarter
Calling Jellyfish!
Found the jellyfish!
Place for skinny dipping in Bogense
Hhere's an address to my picture album. Btw. making smoked eggs is easy, first you make genocide by boiling an egg, drill an hole in it, stuff it wit tobacco and a filter, smoke...and voilá, one smoked egg.
Plus today I got a new haircut, now I look like Lady Gaga with a blind 90 year old hairdresser. I just asked a girl from here to cut my hair and she just did it...of course during dinner time she sat right opposite to me and couldn't stop laughing, cuz I look like Lady Gaga gone wrong. Well at least it was only hair, remember not to ask her to fix your brain.

That's it for today, hope you had fun and have sweet dreams,
Sove godt.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Kitkat

I'd like you to meet wasabi chocolate...and in case you're wondering, yes, it really tastes like wasabi, the disturbing part is that's not the worst thing, it's also green. Made in Japan by Kitkat. Where is this world coming to?

Monday, August 23, 2010

Underneath the Gray Skies

A dedication to all the people I'm living with.

It's raining outside as usual, my lessons just ended and I have infinite amount of coffee under my command. I can tell you stories about the most amazing things or maybe a little less amazing things...or just casual things, it depends on how easily you get excited.
So soon after arriving I found out that this school of Folkehøjskole has an alternate purpose to teach people how to live together in small communities. To see the same faces during breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess it's an important surviving skill, as it shows you who you actually are and what is your social status amongst others.
My company around this place is rather colorful as I've probably told you. Unfortunately I have no pictures to add.
As I was mistaken to be a boy I was put into room with a short disabled girl, although it doesn't show so much, she is as playful and as extroverted as any other person, she already has the boundaries for her comfort zone established. For the first week, she didn't say anything to me, not even hello nor goodbye. But recently she seem to have gotten used to me and even has enough courage to poke me and annoy me when I'm cleaning up. Actually yesterday was a big break trough as she started telling me about her family and how her dad died last year (even though it was in Danish I understood that much). I guess that is something that needs time to get over in every case. During the night I've had some problems with her, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or in my case, grouchy in the mornings. Today as I was vacuum cleaning the floor she came and turned the machine off several times and I poked her back, at least there's an international language of annoying people that works under every circumstance.
I also have a neighbor, tall, blond and thin girl who most parts reminds me of a boy. Somehow she found it a fun entertainment to sit on me while I watch TV, after that it has being a game of cat and mouse. She sneaks up on me and tries to tickle, the hardest part is that she is living next door which makes avoiding her sometimes hard, so whenever I find my shoes gone or keys displaced I know who to blame and then comes revenge aka tickling her until she gives over my stuff and that is the basis for our relationship as I can't really talk to her in Danish.
Btw as a side remark I should mention that we have touch screen computers and very fancy ones too.
Back to the people. In my class there's also this Japanese girl Y (for safety purposes), who is really the sweetest girl ever. She worked in Japan as a waitress in a small village, but ended up here. She is the only person who is trying to learn Danish too, so for that reason I always sit next to her.
There are also a few other Japanese people with I spend a lot of my time, but one thing is common to all of them. They are all very very polite, I guess it's already written in their DNA. I heard one Japanese lady apologizing one day for not knowing English, Truth be told there's nothing unnatural in not knowing a language. If you really want to communicate with the person you will do it, although it might require some creativity. Recently I've learned to talk with my hands and it seems to work much better. If you speak about liking something you tap on your heart, if asking other persons thoughts on something you tap on your head, for going you show a direction, things like that help a lot.
I also talk a lot or watch TV with some people who have been here for a while. Jør is around 60s and from the weight losers class, doing it very successfully. I met him on the first night I came here and he told me a lot about this school. He's a vibrant person, doing a lot of sports and enjoys being alive, even though he has been trough a lot. He comes here only for the company and I feel this school gives him a purpose.
From time to time I talk to a local Danish guy, who is in his 30s tall and blond, a very intelligent person, knows about movies, philosophy, music, politics, everything basically. I often enjoy talking to him about...well...everything. He is here in the disabled class, but you really can't tell it on the first sight. And even not when talking to him, but he did told me that giving him drivers license would be a mistake. Today I just noticed that he had a picture of a tractor and sunrise on his glasses. A thing he wasn't aware of. I also named his alter ego, he's name is Peter.
There are also two disabled people I should mention. First one...lets call him B is an artist, he has his own imaginary world, with an imaginary kingdom and language, he invented. He has tons of pictures of the citizens of those countries and their castles/houses. Each and every one of them have different names and the hole kingdom is built on equality, peace, fantasy and freedom (at least that's how I remembered it). From time to time he looks into people's eyes, which in my mind is a pretty good thing. He's 28 and should also live somewhere on Fyn (the central island I'm living on). I often envy him, his art has his own styles, he knows what he does and what to do, he even has a goal to his art.
There's also a B2 who is living in the same house that I'm living in. He arrived recently, but turned out to be rather scary. At first I didn't think much of him, seemed rather okay, but he has problems with the left side of his body, but that's not the issue. The thing is, every time I happen to be in the same room he is just staring at me until I get uncomfortable enough to cover my view of him or to leave the room, always saying hello and once he even decided to greet me shirtless after I finished washing my teeth. I just assume that is just a form of how his state, but it's still a little hard to handle. Just another day in Denmark.

Good news: There are jellyfish here, yesterday I went swimming and they were floating around, so soft and transparent, purple, as big as hands or tiny like peanuts, glowing in the water a little blue-ish. Next time will try to get some pictures. I LOVE jellies. In Danish jellyfish is vendmand (literally water man) and in Japanese it is 水母 [kurage].

Now if you're still awake you can pat yourself on the shoulder and find something exciting to do and think about jellies while doing it.

Cheers!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Danske

The daily program in the Folkehøjskole.

If you are reading this you must be either really bored, or have way too much time on your hands, But if you're reading this because you want to learn more about Denmark you have come to the right place. The organization here is supposed to be like in the army. At 7.45-8.15 there's breakfast. then a meeting from 8.30-9.00. Till ten o'clock we'll have some lessons after which there's a coffee break. The lessons continue till 12 and for half an hour we have lunch after what we have to do our chores aka cleaning. More lessons till 3- another coffee break. 6-6.30 we have dinner. Of course everyone adapt to their needs, so my program looks a little different.
I sleep trough the breakfast just to catch some  food 5 minutes before the kitchen closes. Appear halfway to the meeting where we sing some songs. Be minimum 10 minutes late for the class. Do the chores before lunch, so have 5 minutes for eating and even be on time for the second class. I just feel the need to control my own life and doing it with my own groove just feels great. It's a small attempt to bring chaos into this organized world. And when I say organized I mean Denmark is seriously on the point country.
Nobody throws anything on the streets and random people even clean up the streets, all the houses in the nearest village are renovated and really tidy with added decorations like old tuned BMWs. There's huge infrastructure here and even the smallest roads are pavemented. Everything is nice and tidy and rather expensive. For example owning a car is worst than smoking around here (even though cigarettes cost 50 kronas, which is a lot even in their standards, 90% of people staying in this school smoke). Per half a year people have to pay on the car weight, registration and even the fuel consumption. SO if you want a car, Denmark is not the right place for it.
The average pay a Danish person receives is about 105 kronas per hour, which is about 5 times more than average in Estonia. Although about 1/3 of the money goes for taxes and 25% of all goods you buy. The taxing system is progressive as people who get around 600 000 kronas per year have to pay 62% for taxes as a person with 400 000 kronas has to pay p.e 42% for taxes. At least that's what I learned in the last class.
Ooh and also some good news, as I didn't have any money it has been rather difficult for me during the past few days, but I met this nice artist who hired me to clean her house once a week and giving me 100 kronas per time, so I can live here almost normally and finally I can buy a beer!!! Oh the small joys.
Plus I'm also learing Danish now, there's always something to add to your language skills...although thanks to my ex roommate I learned two of the most importand words in Danish befor I even came here: billeder (a picture) and indbakke (inbox). They are very important.
Anyways take care and look at your toes, they might need trimming and painting over.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Hello Denmark

Gonna skip last days in Berlin and return there later. Right now I'm planning to talk about Denmark.

I arrived here a day too early. I was brought in by a woman from Greenland who brought me all the way in front of the school. I was dropped off and the only worker greeted me with open arms. Jør was his name and he told me about being in the school and losing 20 kg. He offered me coffee and we watched TV together. I didn't have a place to sleep so I made a bed out of couch pillows that decided to sail their separate ways during the night.
Next morning the rest of the educator y gang arrived and as I was sleeping there random old people started saying good morning to me...while I was still sleeping. I tried to swim against the currency and continue sleeping, but in the end gave up under the pressure. I got my act together and went to say hello. And then a surprise...they expected me to be a boy. And it didn't matter how much I apologized for my gender they told me that it might cause problems. Apparently my name Kart hints to a un-denying masculinity. Darn testosterone. They situated me to another house to live with a disabled girl. Random people started flowing in and I tried to adjust to the situation. Met with one of the teachers, the art teacher Sys who turned out to be also a lifelong traveler, so obiously we got along great, I explained about the difficulties of not getting diarrhea in Moldova and she replied with her adventures in India. We exchanged art and she offered me a job as her cleaning lady, which I accepted as gracefully I could. She also told me about this really cool program for artists called artmoney which means that you can pay with your art in some places where they accept it. It's also possible to go traveling with it.
Afterwards we went to Bogense which is a small city nearby having 3000 inhabitants (I'm in a tiny village called Harritslev). Bognse is a small harbour city with a long history and looking pretty good, but being as boring as a nuclear catastrophy to a cocroach. We went there to a local library where of course most of the people spoke English. I'm not a person who takes that self-granted. I got back just in time to chill out with my two Estonians who made a small detour to Malmø via the wrong train. I pretended that I already knew all about the place and have spent tons of time here, which almost succeeded till they found out that I just arrived last night.
Now a little about the school. I'ts called Norfyns Folkehøjskole, Fyn being the name of the middle island in DK. They have a pretty big place and a lot of possibilities. The main idea being to find about yourself, here's a description:

Nordfyns Folkehøjskole is part of the Informal educational system in
Denmark. The overall idea is to explore the potentials of life. That
means to develop life competences and to build up social networks.
Informal education is without marks and exams. The impact will show
in your life afterwards. In short we say that your output of informal
education will be in your head = more knowledge and in your heart =
more commitment towards your future. Take a look at this general
web: (www.danishfolkhighschools.com)
Other classes at our school:
• Life class - predominantly mentally handicapped students.
• Social and health class - predominantly Japanese students
• Life style class focusing on weight reduction.
• General Class - preparing for job or further education.
Some foreign students use the course as social pedagocial training
with handicapped people. Both in theory and pratice you can learn a
lot. 

 Basically they are funded by a government, the people themselves and Estonians, Latvians, Polish and Lithuanians can get scholarships to study there as part of a EU. Also there are Japanese and Chinese who have payed for everything themselves. This type of schools I was told were typical only to DK as education used to be only the priviledge of rich people. The first schools were founded as religious schools to teach the farmers to read and afterwards it was reformed to be available to everyone and not so religious.


Hold tight, to be continued...

Just interesting

A compilition of things that amazed me!

I had never seen cigaret pack with those lung pictures everybody kept discussing about. So they look like this.
I never knew that Swiss also created ducks.
I didn't know that A-Team is cool in other countries except my head. Problem? Call the A-Team!.

I never knew that Duff was a real beer.
I never knew that universe could create such a hideous monstrosity - a bicycle for 7
I never knew that it was possible to create such an....artistic car, that makes you want to close your eyes and wish-want it to go away.
I never knew that European union made tons of orange statues that  couldn't fall over and fill a whole square with them...and then they whine about people using too much gasoline for cars.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Faster, stronger, harder

The second day in Berlin...

The big adventure of the second day included visiting the contemporary art gallery and the best part was that it was totally free! All the best things in the world come in small and free packages.
The art museum wall
The art museum itself was a big white block building like all those Soviet Hrushovkas, but I guess that was the idea, because from the inside it looked a lot like small housing compartments where the people are usually stuffed away.
The exhibition inside was really cool, here are some of them:
The exhibition from outside
mmm shadows
Composition of birdpoo and traveling

Pink pipelines
some awesome cement in the black light

Magnetic washing trummel
Nowadays minimalism
Playing with mirrors
After that we went out and spend the evening in the big city visiting a big beer festival in a little soggy weather. There were tons of people crawling around trying out different beers and publicly getting drunk (as I mentioned it's one of the good things about the city). The music got better during the evening, at first it started with some horrible sausage music and in the end it was some groovy rock'n'roll. The weirdest thing was that in front of the stages there was a huge oval field left for I dunno for what and it just called out for somebody to trample all over it...so I did it in hopes that people will join. I did some serious rocking in front of the stage causing serious neckpains for the days to come, but still nobody joined in. The most important thing was that it was fun. Only me, Joshcka and some of his friends were there, but suddenly out of the blue some crazy or drunk enough people pop out and join us. After a while I got annyoed with ordinary people walking in front of the stage so the next ´90 year old got all my feelings, I just rocked, danced and partied all the while he was walking past. The great thing was that in the end he gave up and finally joined me. That was the highlight of my evening, when I can get a 90 year old man with a cane to dance. After a while we moved on and I got really tired and we went home around 10.
The next we chilled around the house most of the day and in the evening went out for a house warming party. The living costs accordingly to the zone you happen to have your house in. Next block might have the double amount of rent if it's situated in a 'cool' place. At least that was how I understood that. The appartmentwe went was a pretty nice one, although I have no idea where it was situated. The young people who buy an appartment have to renovate it themselves and so it had been done. Furniture from IKEA and a nice two roomed appartment and as much beer as you can manage to drink.